It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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