even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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