ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
farters have to be the big spoon...
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
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He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
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Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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