just come out here and I will go home with you...
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
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his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
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It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
i out mim tonsoeep
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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