normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
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