Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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