he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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