She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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