maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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