If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
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oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
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I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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