Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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