honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
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maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
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You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
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