it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
You pole danced in your parka.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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