Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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