you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
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