chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
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