Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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