Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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