dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Fuck appropriateness.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Randomize
