i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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