dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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