38 yer olds are good kisserssss
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
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