you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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