What should our trivia night team be named?
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Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
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i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
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HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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