It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
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The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
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If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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