Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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