turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Randomize
