Don't you send me to vm
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
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If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
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Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Randomize