I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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