that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
I have already put on my inside pants.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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