She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
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I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
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Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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