We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
40s are totally the cure
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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