can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
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My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
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I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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