So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
I have already put on my inside pants.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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