Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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