So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
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Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
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Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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