College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
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I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
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What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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