Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
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