Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
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The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
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People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
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