In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
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