I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
P.S. I can't hear my feet
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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