I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
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