You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
Girls should come with a carfax report
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
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I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
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If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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