One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I came so hard my ears popped.
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
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