If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
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How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
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I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
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