i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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