the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
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