Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
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do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
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Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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