new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
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im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
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I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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