somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
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