im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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