It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Randomize
