haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
someone owes me an orgasm
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
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I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
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If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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