he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I feel like I'm in dance class right now
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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